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---------------------------------------------------------------------- Alvin and the Smoking Chipmunks-by Jason Thirus Part 1 Alvin, Simon, and Theodore are all chipmunk brothers. They are also the only animated musical group in the history of television. Alvin wears a red shirt with a yellow A on it, along with a red cap. He is the silliest chipmunk Simon wears blue glasses and a blue shirt. He is the smartest chipmunk. Theodore wears a green shirt, and he has a fat body. Theodore is the chipmunk who loves to eat. They live with David Seville, their father and manager. The Chipmunks used to be real popular back in the late 50's-early 70's with their music and showings on TV in "The Alvin Show." Now, in the '90's, they are trying to recover from the loss of their "Alvin and the Chipmunks" Saturday morning cartoon, as well as another loss of popularity in the music world. Music by New Kids on the Block and the increase of rap music has caused young people to stop listening to Chipmunk music. The Chipmunks are on the verge of giving up the music business, so they can concentrate more on schoolwork. "We need a miracle!" yelled Alvin. "I can't think of anymore new songs for competing with the New Kids on the Block! The doorbell rings. Simon answers the door. Standing outside are the Chipettes, consisted of Brittany, Jeanette, and Eleanor. The Chipettes are another musical group, and they are the Chipmunks' best friends. "Hi, Simon," said Jeanette, while taking a drag on her Capri cigarette. Simon is paralyzed. "Why in the world are you smoking, Jeanette?" Brittany cuts in by tipping some ash into Simon's head from her Virginia Slims 120, after taking a double pump and exhaling into his face. "For your information smarty, we are now the Smoking Chipettes." "Smoking Chipettes?" asks Theodore. "Does that mean you girls are now eating more smoking food?" "No, silly," said Eleanor. "That means we are now smokers, and we'll be smoking the Music Top 25 soon." She demonstrated her smoking to Theodore by taking a ten-second drag from her Benson and Hedges 100, and she did a nose exhale after holding the smoke for six seconds. Alvin asks, "Why are you girls smoking? You know smoking cigarettes is bad for your health." Feeling upset, Brittany holds her lit cigarette in Alvin's eyes. "Look, Alvin. This is a cigarette. We know it's bad for us, and we love doing it. Besides, everyone else in the music world smokes, so how come we can not do it, you moron?" Alvin gulps. "Why don't you girls come in? We have some ashtrays in here." The Chipmunks step back to allow the girls to enter. All six of them sit on two brown couches in the living room. The Chipettes place their ashtrays, lighters, and packs on a rectangular-shaped table. Brittany continues talking. "We figured if we can smoke, how come you guys couldn't smoke?" Simon said in firm fashion, "Like Alvin said, smoking is bad for us." Brittany holds up her fist, while lighting a new cigarette with her other hand. "Look. Us girls brought three Marlboro Lights packs and three lighters for all three of you boys." "Is Dave here?" Jeanette asks. The Chipmunks shake their heads. Brittany breathes a sigh of relief. "Good. Guess what? We are going to force you boys to smoke!" As Brittany continued to talk, the other two girls opened up the three Marlboro Lights soft packs, they pull out one cigarette from each pack, and they get the lighters. Eleanor gives one cigarette and a lighter to Brittany. "Thanks, Eleanor. Open wide, Alvin." Jeanette murmurs, "Open wide, Simon." Eleanor screams, "OPEN WIDE, THEODORE!" All three Chipmunks open their mouths, and each Chipette stuffs the filter end into the three mouths into each of their boyfriends. Alvin, Simon, and Theodore are all shaking nervously. The girls flick the lighters. Brittany laughs like a devil. "Whether you boys like it or not, becoming the Smoking Chipmunks will take you boys back to the top of popularity in the music world!" While the girls laugh and light the three Marlboro Lights, the Chipmunks' eyes are so wide open, that they are shocked at the same time. ---------------------------------------------------------------------- |
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